Lakwisha: Thinkn of u. Hope all is well.
Me: Hey Lakwisha. Good to hear from you. Everything is cool. How are you?
Lakwisha: Good. Had surgery so I've had time 2 reach out and catch with old friends.
Me: Surgery? Wow. For What?
Lakwisha: Got the twins removed :) Much needed reduction.
For some reason when I read this text all I could think of was a scene of Superbad when Seth and Evan were talking about Keri Hutchins as she was walking her dog down the street.
Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
Seth: What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.
Evan: She had back problems, man.