Saturday, April 10, 2010

#onmycockyshit


As I sit on my couch on this magnificent Monday afternoon I couldn't help but think of how great I am. I know what you're asking yourself, "What makes Tunde so great?". Well don't fret, I'm about to tell you.

The first step to being great is to have confidence in yourself because if you don't believe in you then who will? I like this song called New York by Ja Rule. It features Fat Joe and Jadakiss. Kiss has this bar that makes so much sense to me:

I'm not cocky, I'm confident
So when you tell me I'm the best
It's a compliment.

Now let me tell you why I'm so great.

I had a staring contest with the sun and won. Eclipse.

I'm the reason why Waldo is hiding. Let me know if you see him.


I ordered a Big Mac at Burger King last week, and got one.

I don't teabag girls, I potato sack them.

I once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made me blink.

Ok I didn't do any of these things. Chuck Norris did. I'm still awesome though.

I even started my own trending topic on twitter (#onmycockyshit).

Do you feel yourself (pause)? Do you think the sun rises and shines on your ass? Are you your biggest fan? Tell me why you're so great.

7 comments:

DC DIVA DATING ADVENTURES said...

If you don't like yourself, no one else will...

Anonymous said...

@DC - Not true, although if you don't like yourself you may not be aware or feel worthy of the positive feelings others may have for you.

Erica said...

I'm great because I think of greatness and work towards it daily with the tools that God has given me!!

Milan said...

Really dude? LOL! You a mess. For real. I laughed though. I be #onmycockyshit SOMETIMES. I'm confident always though...even when I don't feel it inside I convey it on the outside (no one would ever know). Sometimes that's all you need to get your mind right and get there FOR REAL FOR REAL. I love me...a lot and I'm blessed that I actually have a lot of ppl in my life that do too. =)

rebecca said...

I am great because I believe in myself. My confidence is often confused with arrogance and intimidation (Mostly from Males, LOL) but who cares?! I am a fun, fun person. I see the GREATNESS in others and all I want is for everyone to love; plus be as confident and believe (as I do) in themselves. I love being confident and just like you said, someone has to be your #1 fan! And I am most certainly mine :-)

DC DIVA DATING ADVENTURES said...

@ anon - I was being facetious (sp?)... kinda

Anonymous said...

@DC - I missed the ellipsis and reading it now that way, I see the humour.